Straw Goh and other fun things!
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basildestinyParty Dawg says "Y0, y0, y0!"
My life is a great big old parody of CSI. CSI: Las Vegas too. Not my favorite which is Miami. No, because that might actually be cool. I started watching a furry community two days ago. Not because I LOVE furries. I really don't like people who have a thing for furries. They tend to be uber-mega-king kong-super duper retarded. (PS when I say retarded, it doesn't having a true mental deffect. It means being so stupid, you are sub-stupid and you are, therefore, retarded.) And I laughed my head off today because someone was selling their art and thus had a sample picture. It was a "wyvern" anthro. Seriously, though, it was a dragon with girly parts. I felt the need to educate my entire household (and Anita through IM) by saying that reptiles and birds do not have vaginas, they have cloacas! Also no boobs. Sorry. CLOACA! Wheeee! This ties into CSI how? Because today's episode was about... FURRIES! YAY! There was a PAF convention. PAF = Plushies and Furries. The moral of the story was: Don't dress up like a raccoon and go to a scritching and yiffing furpile because you might injest some epicak and then your girlfriend might think you're drinking again and might kick you out of the car when you hurl and then some farmer who raises dogs might see you on the side of the road in your raccoon suit hurling on the side of the road and think you're a coyote and shoot you. Got that folks? Word to the wise!
I had sushi again today. Not as much of a problem with the burping tonight. Nope. Tonight I have horrendous farts! Be glad you can't smell it, buddy, because wassabe doesn't smell so great on the way out.
Cloaca.
The Daily Show rocks my socks and rules my world. It's funny.
Straw Goh thoughts are as follows. Jamie got me thinking about Will Ferrell. If she doesn't use him, I'm thinking that he'd make a really good Nearly Headless Nick. If she uses him, maybe I'll go with my good buddy and birthday sharing pal, Vince Vaughn. I've got ideas on how he died. I'm not ruining the fun in my LJ. Not yet. There's also Peeves and I was thinking Michael Palin would be good to play him. That way I can still get a Monty Python guy in there since I'm ditching Cleese. I do like the idea of playing Evan Rosier so I may go with that. I want to use Paul Landers! I think the time that he shaved his hair to resemble a receding hairline would be perfect! So do you mind, Miss Paul Landers' Shrine owner? I'll beg if I have to! This brings me back to wanting to use Till for something. I don't know where he'd fit, but dammit I want to use Tilla Gorilla.
Lowercase t for time to go.
~Bas
PS I think its time to clean up my icons again. Hurrah!
ETA: I must make fun of this person because I don't think I can bring my favorite community down by being a dick in it. Unrelated note, I used to have a bumper sticker on my first car that read: Life is short, don't be a dick. People thought I was a feminist when they saw that. My co-workers did, but really I meant don't be an ASSHOLE! And now? Now I could stand to take my own advice. Here's the post I want to tear apart.
My own CSI Forum
I dont know How Long This CSI Community's Been Up But I've Got My Own CSI Forum Called "CSI: Miami" It's Ben Around Since May 9, 2003. It's For All Fans of CSI, CSI: Miami & CSI: New York. The Only Thing It's Lacking Is Active Members There are a few Members that post Sometimes But It Seems I'm the Only one That Posts alot More All The Time.
anywhoo I thought I'd Let Ya know About My Forum and Hope you join it.
If anyone wants to be an Affiliate PM Me. My Username is Horatio Caine
If This isnt allowed (Which I dont think it is cuzz it's not listed on the Rules) then you can deleted this post
Dearest [omited],
I think people do not post on your board because you cannotspeak write English. Ben, Alot and deleted. That's my username! Please Affiliate me! I hate you and will punch you in the face if I ever meet you! Group X! I hate your David Duchovny icon by the way. And how can CSI: New York have fans? It hasn't even started yet. I guess people just really like Lt. Dan. He has no legs.
My life is a great big old parody of CSI. CSI: Las Vegas too. Not my favorite which is Miami. No, because that might actually be cool. I started watching a furry community two days ago. Not because I LOVE furries. I really don't like people who have a thing for furries. They tend to be uber-mega-king kong-super duper retarded. (PS when I say retarded, it doesn't having a true mental deffect. It means being so stupid, you are sub-stupid and you are, therefore, retarded.) And I laughed my head off today because someone was selling their art and thus had a sample picture. It was a "wyvern" anthro. Seriously, though, it was a dragon with girly parts. I felt the need to educate my entire household (and Anita through IM) by saying that reptiles and birds do not have vaginas, they have cloacas! Also no boobs. Sorry. CLOACA! Wheeee! This ties into CSI how? Because today's episode was about... FURRIES! YAY! There was a PAF convention. PAF = Plushies and Furries. The moral of the story was: Don't dress up like a raccoon and go to a scritching and yiffing furpile because you might injest some epicak and then your girlfriend might think you're drinking again and might kick you out of the car when you hurl and then some farmer who raises dogs might see you on the side of the road in your raccoon suit hurling on the side of the road and think you're a coyote and shoot you. Got that folks? Word to the wise!
I had sushi again today. Not as much of a problem with the burping tonight. Nope. Tonight I have horrendous farts! Be glad you can't smell it, buddy, because wassabe doesn't smell so great on the way out.
Cloaca.
The Daily Show rocks my socks and rules my world. It's funny.
Straw Goh thoughts are as follows. Jamie got me thinking about Will Ferrell. If she doesn't use him, I'm thinking that he'd make a really good Nearly Headless Nick. If she uses him, maybe I'll go with my good buddy and birthday sharing pal, Vince Vaughn. I've got ideas on how he died. I'm not ruining the fun in my LJ. Not yet. There's also Peeves and I was thinking Michael Palin would be good to play him. That way I can still get a Monty Python guy in there since I'm ditching Cleese. I do like the idea of playing Evan Rosier so I may go with that. I want to use Paul Landers! I think the time that he shaved his hair to resemble a receding hairline would be perfect! So do you mind, Miss Paul Landers' Shrine owner? I'll beg if I have to! This brings me back to wanting to use Till for something. I don't know where he'd fit, but dammit I want to use Tilla Gorilla.
Lowercase t for time to go.
~Bas
PS I think its time to clean up my icons again. Hurrah!
ETA: I must make fun of this person because I don't think I can bring my favorite community down by being a dick in it. Unrelated note, I used to have a bumper sticker on my first car that read: Life is short, don't be a dick. People thought I was a feminist when they saw that. My co-workers did, but really I meant don't be an ASSHOLE! And now? Now I could stand to take my own advice. Here's the post I want to tear apart.
My own CSI Forum
I dont know How Long This CSI Community's Been Up But I've Got My Own CSI Forum Called "CSI: Miami" It's Ben Around Since May 9, 2003. It's For All Fans of CSI, CSI: Miami & CSI: New York. The Only Thing It's Lacking Is Active Members There are a few Members that post Sometimes But It Seems I'm the Only one That Posts alot More All The Time.
anywhoo I thought I'd Let Ya know About My Forum and Hope you join it.
If anyone wants to be an Affiliate PM Me. My Username is Horatio Caine
If This isnt allowed (Which I dont think it is cuzz it's not listed on the Rules) then you can deleted this post
Dearest [omited],
I think people do not post on your board because you cannot
