Too bad. You suck.
Monday, August 2nd, 2004 12:54 amI have been pretty upset by the whole crappy economy lately. I feel really awkward that I'm going to try to get a job that I should have worked 6 years ago. It feels really weird. And I'm really getting tunnel vision about it. It's very hard for me to go out and ask for an application at fast food places and retail places. When I graduated from high school, I already had a job. It's really weird to be unable to find a job anywhere except fast food or retail. And my realization last night that I've probably screwed myself for going back to school yet again has me wondering when I'll ever finish school. I'm going to be 25 next year. Twenty fucking five! WTF??? I've heard that's the year when everyone has their quarter life crisis. I know I will have one. I will still only have maybe a freshman year's worth of credits under my belt. And so I've been wondering what I'm going to do with the rest of my life. I've been thinking that I'm going to be locked into this retail or fast food job for the rest of my life. And stuck in the mentality that I am poor and the man will always keep me down and if I can't find a job now, I never will be able to find a job.
That's all retarded. And the one job that had SIX job openings in the paper is the job that I want to learn to do when I get some money. So it's all good, y0!
To my beloved Basil.
Hello, my dearest friend, Basil Biggus Dickus Destiny . How art thou?
On livejournal, you had befriened me for some time, I might concur, yet, this morn I discovered thou hath denied me thine hand of faith. Surely thou beshitist me, Basil! How hath I wronged you? Needest thou a massage?
I kisseth thine ass.
-Niki
Hey, Assface.
I have unfriended you from my livejournal. Since I have known you since you were the innocent age of 15 orbit spins, Niki (if that's really your name), I feel I owe you some sort of explaination as to why I've reasonably unfriended you. And since you've known me since I was far more wiser than you at the age of 19, you should know by now that this letter will take you have a day to read. Prepare your sorry ass to get flat and eventually fall asleep.
Vote Kerry First of all, you mock me too much. I am very offended when you make fun of my political awareness. Vote Kerry Perhaps I AM a hippy, but when you call me one, Vote Kerry I know you say it with hateful heart and intent to wound me. I have a sensitive old soul, Punky, and every insult you aim at me strikes me in the gizzard. Vote Kerry And sometimes... in my tender heart. :*-(
Secondly, your drawings suck. I'm sorry. But it's a fact. I wouldn't wipe my ass with what you create. I cringe everytime another blatantly lies about your drawings being even remotely interesting. Also, you're not a very funny person. Sometimes I find myself wanting to stab myself in the throat with an unsharpened pencil when you try and make me laugh.
Third of all, all your new friends suck my fart. They are all dumbshitmotherfuckindumbassmotherfuckers. I cannot be associated with an unhippy, untalented, unfunny, dumbshit who is associated with dumbshitmotherfuckindumbassmotherfuckers.
In conclusion, you suck. Goodbye. Smell my ass.
hate from,
Basil
What happened to the sharks in shark week??
~Bas/J Dawg
ETA: And I find it so difficult not to be an extremely poor sport about politics around my Republican family.
That's all retarded. And the one job that had SIX job openings in the paper is the job that I want to learn to do when I get some money. So it's all good, y0!
To my beloved Basil.
Hello, my dearest friend, Basil Biggus Dickus Destiny . How art thou?
On livejournal, you had befriened me for some time, I might concur, yet, this morn I discovered thou hath denied me thine hand of faith. Surely thou beshitist me, Basil! How hath I wronged you? Needest thou a massage?
I kisseth thine ass.
-Niki
Hey, Assface.
I have unfriended you from my livejournal. Since I have known you since you were the innocent age of 15 orbit spins, Niki (if that's really your name), I feel I owe you some sort of explaination as to why I've reasonably unfriended you. And since you've known me since I was far more wiser than you at the age of 19, you should know by now that this letter will take you have a day to read. Prepare your sorry ass to get flat and eventually fall asleep.
Secondly, your drawings suck. I'm sorry. But it's a fact. I wouldn't wipe my ass with what you create. I cringe everytime another blatantly lies about your drawings being even remotely interesting. Also, you're not a very funny person. Sometimes I find myself wanting to stab myself in the throat with an unsharpened pencil when you try and make me laugh.
Third of all, all your new friends suck my fart. They are all dumbshitmotherfuckindumbassmotherfuckers. I cannot be associated with an unhippy, untalented, unfunny, dumbshit who is associated with dumbshitmotherfuckindumbassmotherfuckers.
In conclusion, you suck. Goodbye. Smell my ass.
hate from,
Basil
What happened to the sharks in shark week??
~Bas/J Dawg
ETA: And I find it so difficult not to be an extremely poor sport about politics around my Republican family.
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Date: 2004-08-01 10:42 pm (UTC)pretended not to caredon't care about your uneasiness and future.I hope you become a toothless bum eating pigeons for sustinance,
Goodbye, ass.
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Date: 2004-08-01 10:48 pm (UTC)Dicklicker. Good riddance.
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Date: 2004-08-01 11:31 pm (UTC)<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif", alt="Was that a real comeback?">
I bought you a book! Witty Comebacks for Fucking Idiots!
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Date: 2004-08-01 11:43 pm (UTC)I bought you a book too. It's called, "Only Gay Ass Dinosaurs Want To Be Your Friend"
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Date: 2004-08-02 12:29 am (UTC)E.T. is going to stick his big finger up your fuckin' ass. THEN we'll see who takes the money.
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Date: 2004-08-02 12:20 am (UTC)Fine way to turn around "don't worry so much."
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Date: 2004-08-02 12:22 am (UTC)I have a crisis nearly every month if not more often. in 27s called being way too introspective.
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Date: 2004-08-02 12:27 am (UTC)You have a crisis every second of your day, drama queen. I believe that was my point.
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