big fuxing sigh. losing weight is gangster. dating stick girls is not my idea of hot. and like, this atkins diet honestly scares me, not that im saying anyone's on it or not - but i have to vent... :: we're omnivores, not t-rex's. trying to blame carbs is about as useful as blaming the economy on a whore in canada. im sure it has some impact for a few folks, but generally, its fucked for other reasons. ok, great, ketosis is effective. but, there's that whole "long term" perspective that nobody's addressed. or the fact that some people become mindless zealots and try to strike all carbs in a feeble attempt to lose it faster or better or some such horse shit. they should be gagged, fed through a stomach tube, and then shot. fuck mtv and its eternal pressure for us to all look like little stick devils. its like the drug propecia - which blocks a chemical called DHT that stops follicle development and growth. great. it helps with male pattern baldness. guess what, boys, your pecker only flies at mid staff now. your heart rate's up. side effects are always part of the game for a major change. that includes you, dr atkins aka fuckface. carbs are requisite for homo sapiens. a well-balanced diet is the key. sure, carbs might fuck you if you eat 3 bags of lays chips in a night. but lets approach this from a tactical standpoint that wont cost you 29.95 to read: YOU JUST ATE 3 FUXING BAGS OF CHIPS. who gives a fuck if they were carbs or protien or straight pig brain? 3 FUXING BAGS. AND YOU TOPPED IT OFF WITH 2 BROWNIES AND HALF A GALLON OF ROCKY ROAD. enough said. if you ate 2 lbs of steak and then a lb of bacon and then 15 chickens for a midnight snack every night, you'd get fucked, too. its simple math. atkins is a fuckhole. im sure ketosis is a valid way to lose some right now. but the effects? yeah. exactly. do they stay off if you resume a balanced diet? maybe, maybe not. it depends on stuff like excersise, eating proper amounts at proper times. carbs or not. fuckhole. //rant over. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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Date: 2005-01-26 10:11 am (UTC)