Work can be fun aka fun tales from US Cell

[basildestiny]

I was in the restroom today and noticed that one of the stalls has poo on the seat. I have no idea how one of the "ladies" at work poo'd on the seat, but she did. I go to the next stall and there is urine on the back of the seat. The back of the seat! I have no idea how the heck she aimed and go the back of the seat. But that cracked me up.

I'm sure there's more, but I have the hiccups now and it's making me forget!!!

Oh! I've got a new phone number. This is my official work phone for training purposes. You may text message me from my journal or an email address or whatever you'd like. I'm not sure what my txt email is. I guess I could send one to myself. Ok, I sent it. To txt me from an email address send: 8655569717@email.uscc.net a line. Or you can call me or text me whenever you want at 865-556-9717. I have unlimited local calls and text messages. Sorry to my international friends, I'm not covered on international calls.

Woe to having the hiccups
~Bas/J Dawg

Comments

[animagus-me.livejournal.com]

Man. Yeah, what is WITH people and Stalls? At work there is always odd little………… things stuck to the seats. I’m scared to find out what it is let along use it. I hear tails about how some women just squat over the seats cus they don’t want to touch them, so they piss all over the place. It’s sorta icky. xD

At work there is someone who has a real problem with being able to throw her dirty TP into the Bowl or something, because if you go into Stall 3 ALL THE TIME there is a wad (a huge wad) of TP balled up and shit covered on the floor. It kills me. SO glad I don’t have to clean that mess up.

[spaghetti-os.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I woke you up! That's what happens when you give out your number. >:D

[basildestiny]

That's so gross.

[basildestiny]

It's ok. *sets Ro's number to silent ringer*

[spaghetti-os.livejournal.com]

BTW, that's really fucking gross about the toilet seat. You should sneak a sign in to the bathroom and post it. You know, the one that goes, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle..." And maybe make a new one up about explosive poo while you're at it. If you smudge when you fudge.." or something. I don't know, I can't think.

[basildestiny]

If you poo on the seat, the sidewalk you will meet!