I am the best

[basildestiny]

Dear world,

I am so cool and clever. Come and read my journal that shows how awesome I truly am! Look at this amazing deed I did! Look at how someone mistreated me and I was so right because I can never be wrong. I am me and am perfect! I am beautiful! I have more confidence than anyone else in the world! And the best part is that I am always this way! I have no doubts. I have no moments of dispair. I am constantly full of such perfectly amazing thoughts. The only emotions I feel are anger or elation! Bask in the glow of my awesomeness! Worship my awesomeness and I shall adore you for it!

Wonderful Me!

PS Being crazy is cool! It's just another way that being me is awesome! Being crazy is ok! It's better than ok, it's the latest trend that you should fall in line and do.

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Comments

[nikgirl.livejournal.com]

^________^

p.s. The "Comments disabled for attention. Right, assholes." of your previous post was not nice. ._.

p.p.s. I was awesomer than you first.

[basildestiny]

It was ._. wasn't it? But it's ok because I am zhe coolest and everyone should worship me for my amazingness.

I was going to say happy birfday to you on one of these things, but they were so negative that I did not. You rock though!

[starlytebaby.livejournal.com]

LMAO :)

[basildestiny]

I feel like turning Dante's note on his door into a friend's only banner for my livejournal.

[starlytebaby.livejournal.com]

lol you should!

[alchemy]

Well, as long as you're honest. :oP

[nakedinnj.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[basildestiny]

You think I'm perfect don't you? Just so freakin' awesome!

;)

[nikgirl.livejournal.com]

EVEN PERFECT PEOPLE LIKE YOU SMELL LIKE FART WHEN THEY FLATULATE!!!

[basildestiny]

I smell like roses! People are always putting their faces in my ass to get a better whiff!