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[basildestiny]

Things which will never happen to my characters.

1. Owl to Evan Rosier: You know Maeve's only using you to cause a scene. She doesn't really care about you.

2. Dear Diary, Do you think Maeve really loves me? I'm just so confused. Maybe I'll write a letter to Ask Grace. Should I tell her how I feel? Anyone reading this have any ideas?

3. Gilderoy, I love you more than my fiance! Let's elope. -Assicran

4. Owl to Gilderoy Lockhart: Everyone thinks you are a little queer. But I think you're straight. Meet in the Astronomy Tower at midnight so we can put the mystery to rest. - any female at Hogswart's

Well that's all I have off the top of my head.

Evan Rosier
-Gilderoy Lockhart

PS I have this internal clock that wakes me up every day at 10 no matter how much sleep I have had. I usually get up, putz around online for about 30 minutes and then go back to sleep for 4 more hours. That should be very useful tomorrow since my interview is at 10.

Comments

[magenta513.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Like Gilderoy would go for any female other than Cissa.

Dude, that was awesome. So made up for the lack of actual posts.