I should have read my papers yesterday

This was actually in the Washington Post yesterday. I post it because Anita's not online yet and she will laugh and shake her head. I seriously wouldn't want this chick in my party. It makes me pine for Ainsley Haynes (who was an articulate The West Wing Republican that had reasons for her beliefs).

Check this thing out. I warn that it is so outrageous, you may injure yourself laughing.

"USAT notes inside that it decided to spike Ann Coulter's "Crashing The Party" convention column after she handed in her first installment. The paper's editorial page editor says the column had "basic weaknesses in clarity and readability that we found unacceptable." But Coulter counters in an interview with Editor & Publisher that the paper simply couldn't stomach her "'tone,' humor, sarcasm, etc." Since Coulter also posted the piece in question on her Web site, TP thinks readers should decide."

USAT Article Or ( here if you aren't registered with USAT )

And here's Ann's article. I have to say that I've skimmed this thing as I have to be at work in 25 minutes and need to get ready this instant, but I didn't catch in humor in her tone. It all sounded condescending to me. Read Ann's article here.

It ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning to braid my own hair!

Itch has existed. I know this. I was just having a conversation with my sister over whether or not a T rex could scratch his toe. And she holds the belief that itch may not have existed. Right. T rex never felt like scratching his (or her) ass.

So right! On MSN there was a list of the top seven scariest horror movie moments and clips. Of course The Ring is a clip that I cannot watch for I hate that little girl! The little girl who also played the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch. So great, I watched the videos that don't completely freak me up. And then did some post work vegging, got some dinner, scoped the QE rerun, and then it was CSI time. Oh the horror when I spied in the guest stars this little name: Daveigh Chase. That's right everyone! The secondary Crime Scene Investigation was the murder of a girl with the initials T.P. as played by Daveigh Chase. I don't actually remember the retarded name the character was given, I just recall the TP initials. And by the end of the episode, I actually felt for the character! YAY! Alive Daveigh Chase = good. Undead or Not Dead Daveigh Chase = freaks me out. Creepy evil children! (ETA 2: I realize I might have been a little murky with my logic here. Daveigh Chase also = Samara Morgan creepy evil little girl from The Ring)

Hmmm, what else? Oh. If anyone wants to buy me a Kerry-Edwards Yard sign, I'd think you were super duper! Anita wants a bumper sticker, but forget her! Donate it to me. One more day of 5.5 hours of work tomorrow! W00tage. Then it's time to find an effing job in a hurry. My mom's had to take out a loan and my bills are late since she's having to pay for those too.

My mom says I should do stand up comedy or write humorous books.
~Bas/J Dawg

ETA: It is up and running and he is just as cute and nerdy as ever! I like the guy the more that I read about him.